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Newspaper Wish


Wife to husband: “I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

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Marriage Request


DAUGHTER: Mum, I’m grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I want to get married. MOTHER: to whom do you want to be married? DAUGHTER: To Mr Frackson. MOTHER: (shocked) Don’t you know

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