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TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES WHILE USING PC/MOBILE


TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES WHILE USING PC/MOBILE During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friend was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for

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Agirl wrote in whats app status


A girl wrote on her status on Whatsapp that says, “All men are goats!” And I ask her, “Have you given your father grass to eat today?” She blocked me! Please, did I ask anything bad?

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In ageography class


In a Geography Class… TEACHER: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Mars, Pluto and Jupiter. Everyone must attend it! STUDENT: Sorry sir, my mum wouldn’t let me go so far.

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ÀSINGLE HAnd


Always remember one thing. A single hand that wipes your tear during failure is far better than hundreds of hands clapping for you on your success.

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200K TO WRONG PHONE


  200K TO AWRONG PHONE   Thismorning I mistakenly transfered 200k to a wrong phone number via GTB mobile money transfer. After thinking of away to stop d person 4rmwitdrawing d money, i came up with an idea of sending

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Man Wanted It is only in Malawi where you’ll see a notice board that says, “Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age.”

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Pregnant Girl on Facebook


A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth… Now she’s been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundles.

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God Is Watching II


The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook… You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I love Gucci underwear *God is watching you* You’re a married

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Police and Their Wahala


Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road… Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor! Oga, this your Range

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