SUPERMAN FRACKSON


Superman Frackson

“Fracksoncan put out a fire with a gallon of petrol.”

“Fracksoncounted to infinity. Twice.”

“Fracksonthrew a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.”

“When frackdoncrosses the express road, the cars have to look both left and right.
Fracksocan sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time.”

“Fracksoncan drown a fish.”

“Death once had a near-frackson experience.”

“Fracksonputs the “laughter” in ‘manslaughter’.”

“Frackson can cut a knife with butter.”

“A bulletproof vest wears frackson for protection.”

“Frackson can hear sign language.”

“Frackson blood Type is AK-47.”

“When frackson enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.”

“Frackson can strangle you with a cordless phone.”

“Frackson can divide by zero.”

“Fravkson 1235349_396667340458666_1059601691_ncan kill two stones with one bird.”
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Best message of the Month PLEASE READ SLOWLY


Best message of the Month PLEASE READ SLOWLY

Crzy

 

 

 

 
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¤ If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body, A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep, You’re richer than 75% of the entire world.
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¤ If you have Money in your wallet, A little change, And Can go anywhere you want You are among the top 18% of the world’s wealthy people.
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¤ If you are alive today with more health than illness, You are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week and die.
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¤ If you can actually ‘READ’ this message and understand it, You are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot see, cannot read or suffer mental retardation.
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¤ Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows. It’s about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!
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Happy Living.
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Must share this msg with everyone.K

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Did you know


DID YOU KNOW ??

Do you know

1. People kiss at weddings because kisses were used in ancient times to seal contracts.
2. Because of its prison system, the US is the only country in the world where more men are raped than women.
3. Psychological says, being unable to get someone off your mind indicates that you are also on that person’s mind as well.
4. 92% people type things into ”Google” to see if they spelled them correctly.
5. Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia.
6. Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.
7. Having positive thoughts increases your brain’s ability to make better decisions.

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Successful people have two things on their lips, “Smile and silence”.


Successful people have two things on their lips,
“Smile and silence”.

People

 

 

 

 
Smile can solve problems, while Silence can avoid
problems.
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Sugar and salt may be mixed together but ants
reject the salt and carry away only the sugar.
Select the
right people in life and make your life better and
sweeter. If you failed to achieve your dreams,
change your ways not your Creator.
Remember, trees change their leaves, not their
roots. .
You will never reach your destination if you stop
and throw stones at every dog that barks.
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Haters will see you walking on water and say it’s
because you can’t swim.
Even if you dance on water, Your enemies will
accuse you of raising dust.
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Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind
your own business and to work with your own
hands
Remember Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll
both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
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Be wise and be smart!

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DID YOU KNOW


DID YOU KNOW ??

Do u know

1. It takes 2 to 4 years to
completely get to know
someone. That’s why couples who are together that long before marriage are less likely to divorce.
2. Watermelon can help relieve stress and anxiety, as well as keep you energized and boost your metabolism.
3. Being the oldest of your siblings is linked to intelligence. Firstborns tend to have a higher IQ than their younger counterparts.
4. Dark chocolate contains a chemical that our bodies
convert into phenylethylamine, the same chemical secreted when we fall in love.
5. Sleeping next to someone you love – reduces depression, helps you live longer, and makes you fall asleep faster.
6. Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They’re people who think that you’re better than them.
7. Finding love is all about timing

. Psychology says that it’s possible to find the right person but at the wrong time.

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Some Best Life Tips.


Some Best Life Tips.

Some tips

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them – a wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits you; it is what you have but don’t know how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool…… Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t expect it from cheap people.

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TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES WHILE USING PC/MOBILE


TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES WHILE USING PC/MOBILE

Take care

During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friend was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer/Mobile screen.
I Thought I’d share it with you.
20-20-20
Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.
Circulate among all if you care. They say that your eyes are mirrors of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceles

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Black or White.


Black or White.

Black &white

When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson I learned that day.
I was convinced that “I” was right and “he” was wrong – and he was just as convinced that “I” was wrong and “he” was right.

The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson.
She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. “White,” he answered.
I couldn’t believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object.
The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, “White.”
It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side it was black.

 

Lesson
Sometimes we need to look at the problem from the other person’s view in order to truly understand his/her perspective.

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Interesting thing ábout love


Interesting Psychological Facts About Love

 

 

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Women are less attracted to men who have a belly (this one might be a bit obvious).  A large amount of abdominal fat on an individual indicates that they have lower levels of testosterone – meaning that they also have lower sex drive and low fertility.

Men are more attracted to wimages54omen who possess a bone structure that resembles that of their mothers.  This is known as “sexual imprinting”; which is a term coined by researchers.

A strong sense of humor is generally associated with intelligence and honesty.  This is why most women are attracted to men who possess a strong sense of humor.

If you hold hands with someone you love, this can help to alleviate physical pain as well as any feelings of stress and fear.

Studies have shown that happiness is contagious.  It can be hard for people to walk away from someone who is happy, or not love someone who is happy simply because they are so enjoyable to be around.

Women felt that men became more attractive if they saw other women smiling at them.

People are most likely to break up once they have hit the three to five month period in their relationships.

Men who possess deeper voices are more likely to appear attractive or make an impression on women than men who possess higher voices.

According to some psychologist, human beings are not capable of being “just friends” with members of the opposite sex.

The act of falling in love is known to have a calming effect on a person’s body and mind.  This, in turn, will raise levels of nerve growth for about a year.

Apparently, it will only take up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not.  As such, if you want to make a good impression on someone, you have only got around 4 minutes to do so.  Getting and keeping someone’s attention and attraction is believed to have more to do with body language and tone and speed of your voice rather than things that you actually say.

When two people who love each other look into each other’s eyes, then their heart rates synchronize with each other.  Studies have shown that couples who are in love are so bonded that after three minutes of looking into each other’s eyes, their heart rates will synch up with each other.

Falling in love is known to pact the same neurological effects as cocaine.  Both falling in love and taking a dose of cocaine will give your brain similar feelings and sensation of euphoria.  Falling in love produces several euphoria-inducing chemicals in your body that will stimulate about 12 areas of an individual’s brain.

If you love cuddling, then you will be happy to know that cuddling is known to release natural painkillers.  When two people embrace or cuddle, their brains release oxytocin, which is a cuddle hormone.  Oxytocin appears in a person’s brain, and their ovaries and testicles are also involved in this bonding process.  Oxytocin helps to decrease headaches and can help pain go away for up to 4 hours.  So if you are feeling tired, stressed, or in pain – cuddling is a great alternative to any painkillers.

Simply looking at a picture of a loved one can help relieve pain.  It has been shown that the presence of a loved one can help a sick person or patient’s improvement, but so can a picture.  In a study conducted among people who were experiencing pain, participants were shown pictures of their loved ones and word games.  For those who were shown pictures, their pain was reduced significantly more than participants who were shown the word game as an alternative.

Individuals who appear similar and at the same level of attractiveness are more likely to end up together than people who look significantly different.  Many social researchers indicate that there is a pattern in how people chose their mates or romantic relationships.  This is demonstrated through a Matching Hypothesis, which indicates that people are more attracted to others who share a similar attraction level with them.

Couples or partners who are similar to each othe

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Interesting thout love


Interesting Psychological Facts About Love

 

Women are less attracted to men who have a belly (this one might be a bit obvious).  A large amount of abdominal fat on an individual indicates that they have lower levels of testosterone – meaning that they also have lower sex drive and low fertility.

Men are more attracted to women who possess a bone structure that resembles that of their mothers.  This is known as “sexual imprinting”; which is a term coined by researchers.

A strong sense of humor is generally associated with intelligence and honesty.  This is why most women are attracted to men who possess a strong sense of humor.

If you hold hands with someone you love, this can help to alleviate physical pain as well as any feelings of stress and fear.

Studies have shown that happiness is contagious.  It can be hard for people to walk away from someone who is happy, or not love someone who is happy simply because they are so enjoyable to be around.

Women felt that men became more attractive if they saw other women smiling at them.

People are most likely to break up once they have hit the three to five month period in their relationships.

Men who possess deeper voices are more likely to appear attractive or make an impression on women than men who possess higher voices.

According to some psychologist, human beings are not capable of being “just friends” with members of the opposite sex.

The act of falling in love is known to have a calming effect on a person’s body and mind.  This, in turn, will raise levels of nerve growth for about a year.

Apparently, it will only take up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not.  As such, if you want to make a good impression on someone, you have only got around 4 minutes to do so.  Getting and keeping someone’s attention and attraction is believed to have more to do with body language and tone and speed of your voice rather than things that you actually say.

When two people who love each other look into each other’s eyes, then their heart rates synchronize with each other.  Studies have shown that couples who are in love are so bonded that after three minutes of looking into each other’s eyes, their heart rates will synch up with each other.

Falling in love is known to pact the same neurological effects as cocaine.  Both falling in love and taking a dose of cocaine will give your brain similar feelings and sensation of euphoria.  Falling in love produces several euphoria-inducing chemicals in your body that will stimulate about 12 areas of an individual’s brain.

If you love cuddling, then yshutterstock_55029049-300x2001ou will be happy to know that cudduimages54ling is known to release natural painkillers.  When two people embrace or cuddle, their brains release oxytocin, which is a cuddle hormone.  Oxytocin appears in a person’s brain, and their ovaries and testicles are also involved in this bonding process.  Oxytocin helps to decrease headaches and can help pain go away for up to 4 hours.  So if you are feeling tired, stressed, or in pain – cuddling is a great altbigstock-beauty-young-woman-catching-va-56827544-300x258ernative to any painkillers.

Simply looking at a picture of a loved one can help relieve pain.  It has been shown that the presence of a loved one can help a sick person or patient’s improvement, but so can a picture.  In a study conducted among people who were experiencing pain, participants were shown pictures of their loved ones and word games.  For those who were shown pictures, their pain was reduced significantly more than participants who were shown the word game as an alternative.

Individuals who appear similar and at the same level of attractiveness are more likely to end up together than people who look significantly different.  Many social researchers indicate that there is a pattern in how people chose their mates or romantic relationships.  This is demonstrated through a Matching Hypothesis, which indicates that people are more attracted to others who share a similar attraction level with them.

Couples or partners who are similar to each othe

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Psychological fact about love


Psychological Facts about Love

 

 

 

1. The More You Get, the More Yiou Want

 

Love is kind of component that the more you get it, the more you want it. That is absolutely true. Think; are you tired of adoring your pets? Rather, I guess you are more prone to keep them in touch with you.

 

2. Increases Your Level of Workability

 

Sometimes people have to do what they don’t want to do. That also makes them depressed. But if they are let to do what they enjoy, and like, no doubt that they will be highly engaged and motivated. Thus, the performance of workability is hugely affected by the love. If the perspective is thought with human attachment, the person you love can have enormous influence on your work output. Even it is widely noticed when a person goes through the phrase of separation the workability gets hampered immensely. That’s why many organizations arrange lots of counseling for their workers to get the best out it. Therefore, psychological facts about love believe that if you are in a good relation your work will be loaded with huge fruitful output.

 

3. Love Is both Physical and Mental

 

Love is related to both physique and mentality. How? The lovers met the physical needs of one another. One might throw a question that it can be done by any other person. Surely yeah! But for this another question arises that why do people seek the company of each other? Actually, the persons or the lovers get attached to each other in a way that they feel like an agreement. Moreover, they get so much involved that they can feel safe as their choices and likings are exposed. All of these keep a touch of making them emotionally attached. Actually, they start feeling for anyone when they are attracted to any person mainly physically. Even people are seen to love for physical attributions like smile, body shape or hair.

 

4. Love Is Habit

 

When you fall in love with someone, it grows as habit within you. You like to show your love to the person or the thing you are in love with most. This type of action proofs that you expect something that get brewing within you.

 

5. Beloved Brings You Relief

 

It is proven by the psychologists. The things or the persons that you desire most to be around can be a great source of relief. A single utterance of them can make you a lot more comforted. Though it may seem a little hard to believe from the perspective of a materialist, it happens daily in our life. A perfect example of this can be a desire for the loved ones of a dying person.

 

6. It Is Natural Component of Life

 

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving.

When a baby is raised, how does the baby know which lap is its mother’s. Love is a natural and mental process. Otherwise, it is not possible to cipher the matter.

 

7. Only Love Can Replace Love

 

From the infancy, we used to live with love. In case you are heartbroken the thing you need to be heal the wounds is to love more and more. The love may come from a girlfriend or from your family. Even people start loving doing something which may give you a ray of hope.

 

People have generally three stages to fall in love. Actually, there ignites an intense level of chemical reaction when people feel that they are in love. The three stages are –

 

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8. Stages of Falling Love

 

Lust

Attraction

Attachment

Normally people go through these steps while they start to feel about someone.

 

9. It Happens Instantly

 

It is another astounding psychological fact about love that people on an average takes 4 minutes to decide whether the person get into your good book or not. It happens as a rush of adrenaline to your body.

 

10. Physical Attachment Increases the Understandability between You and Your Partner

 

When lover gets in touch physically they get in a motion that takes closer to each other not only physically but also mentally. You can feel each other. Physical relation let you know more about youimages58

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