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Apolice man in ascene


A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook, “Head on bullevard” and scratchs out his

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SKIMPY LADY


Skimpy Lady A man was shopping with his wife in the mall. The man notices a very sexy and skimpily dressed young lady walked past them. His gaze concentrated totally on the lady’s behind until his wife nudges him.“Why are

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My Dad Is A Coward


Two boys, Thabo and frackson, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had: THAbo: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun shot or a loud noise, he

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Bathing Time


John : Frackson, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? Frackson : Because I’m scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.

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The Bad News


A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus; MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first?

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Talking Dog


This guy sees a sign in front of a house, Talking Dog for Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a

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What Is Business?


One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON: No. DAD: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. SON: OK! The dad

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Monkey Boy


A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo.” The next day, the boy was

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Broken Statue


Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Frackson : Thank God. I thought it was a new one.

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Drunk Men After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour. As he staggered, he fell into a gutter. He felt the coldness of the gutter’s water and said, “God, thank you for

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