Superman Frackson

“Fracksoncan put out a fire with a gallon of petrol.”

“Fracksoncounted to infinity. Twice.”

“Fracksonthrew a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.”

“When frackdoncrosses the express road, the cars have to look both left and right.
Fracksocan sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time.”

“Fracksoncan drown a fish.”

“Death once had a near-frackson experience.”

“Fracksonputs the “laughter” in ‘manslaughter’.”

“Frackson can cut a knife with butter.”

“A bulletproof vest wears frackson for protection.”

“Frackson can hear sign language.”

“Frackson blood Type is AK-47.”

“When frackson enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.”

“Frackson can strangle you with a cordless phone.”

“Frackson can divide by zero.”

“Fravkson 1235349_396667340458666_1059601691_ncan kill two stones with one bird.”

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