A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;
MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first?
STAFFS: (murmur) The bad news first.
MANAGER: You all have been fired!
STAFFS: (murmur) Then what’s the good news?
MANAGER: I’ve been promoted.