Two Ripe Oranges

A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him…

WIFE: Where are you going to?

HUSBAND: I’m going to the farm.

WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?

HUSBAND: On my way coming back home yesternite, I saw two ripe oranges. So I’m going there to suck the oranges.

WIFE. Ok. I’m also going to the market this night too.

HUSBAND: To do what?

WIFE: On my way coming back from the market yesterday, I saw an unripe plantain that was very hard and big, so I’m going to check if it’s still ripe enough for me to eat.


A place u can get more jokes & Love stories

Posted in 18+ JokesMarriage Jokes
%d bloggers like this: