After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.
As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.
He felt the coldness of the gutter’s water and said, “God, thank you for giving me this cool bed, I will sleep here until it is morning.”
Some minutes later, another drunk staggered by and stopped to urinate in the gutter.
As he was urinating, the drunk man in the gutter said, “God, thank you once again. You are too much! You gave me a cool bed, now, you are pouring cool water on it. I swear, I will sleep here until it is morning.”
The drunk man who was urinating said, “Look at this talking gutter, I will use my piss to scatter your life today.”