K500 Million Ransom


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”

The man responded, “Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Alison madueke, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Amaechi, Tinubu, Kalu, Wike and Igbinedion. They’re asking for a K500 million ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them with Petrol and set them on fire. So, we’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone contributing, on the average?”

The man responded, “About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches.”

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