Biblical Toasting


BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
BOY: Genesis 2:18, The Lord God said, ??It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.??
GIRL: But I don’t love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
GIRL: But I’m busy, I’m still studying.
BOY: Ecclesiastes 3:1 “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
GIRL: But what’s in me that you like?
BOY: Songs of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you.”
GIRL: But I’m not beautiful.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 “Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and they shall become one flesh.”
GIRL: But I don’t believe in Love.
BOY: Luke 1:45 “Blessed is she that believeth for there shall be performance of those things which were told by the Lord.”

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