MORTUARY ATTENDANT


A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest Private part he has ever seen.

He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.

When he reached home he called out his wife “Sweetie come. I want to show you something!”

The wife came and on spotting it she screamed: “YOU MEAN MIKE IS DEAD???”

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